Driving a Porsche with a P plate is just so wrong.
Chintology 2012:04:15:01

It is a sin and crime to tell your friends you are on your way to a pub to drink but don’t invite them.
Chintology 2012:04:13:01

There is very very little difference between very very sorry and very very very sorry.
Chintology 2012:04:05:01

You know you are old when you have to make a checklist of your checklists.
Chintology 2012:03:27:01

The more actuallys you say, the more actually we don’t believe lor.
Chintology 2012:03:01:01

Why say nasty bastard when you can just say nastard?
Chintology 2012:02:02:01

HOD does not stand for Hate of Department.
Chintology 2011:12:30:01 (end-of-year office parties special)

Behind every successful man is a lorry of men who think he shouldn’t have succeeded.
Chintology 2011:12:15:01 (post-Steve Jobs biography special)

People who anyhow drop box deserved to be boxed until they drop.
Chintology 2011:11:30:01

Photojournalism never died, except that some people just changed the name to actual day wedding coverage/package.
Chintology 2011:11:16:01